reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

2punkr1ck4u:

*elongates neck to reach across the room and whisper in your ear*

scooby dooby do me

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

okayophelia:

tacticalnymphomania:

nellachronism:

loveforalia:

You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.

Lift up your lightsabers.

We lift them up to the lord.

Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.

It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.

 STOP THAT

I HEARD THAT IN THE MURMURING MONOTONE OF 300 PEOPLE ON A SUNDAY MORNING