May 2013
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“For the last three decades many Americans have puzzled over a system that gives...”
– Carrie Rickey
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“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and yet would support a decision that is clearly a product of a patriarchy-dominant society, which tries to control how women are depicted on screen. The MPAA is okay...
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dalailamaofficial:
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
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reallyreallyreallytrying:
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
2punkr1ck4u:
*elongates neck to reach across the room and whisper in your ear*
scooby dooby do me
johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:
okayophelia:
tacticalnymphomania:
nellachronism:
loveforalia:
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and...
shalrath:
what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
ammarmali:
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
angelsofthelord:
mu5icliz:
germansam:
tokyosluts:
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
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lordeddardstark:
a song of ice and no one told me i’d want to set myself on fire
thediagonallie:
when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would...
How did Tumblr miss this joke?
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violet-grubs:
…………………….OH MY GOD
samqirl:
before u cancel hannibal let me explain u a thing
kaalashnikov:
themaus:
onediwreckingmylife:
at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is
to be...
kapoukapou:
sext: My arachnid hands are many and gentle, but you cannot stop screaming.
whoviandragon:
supermassiveasshole:
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
your grandma’s a genius.
pizza:
*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day
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allisonthenerdmachine:
On a scale of 1 to the War of the Worlds broadcast how misunderstood is your joke.
